The Legend of Karkat

extras btw

I tried making a lady but then i was like oh duh New York Man

Aki

THings we never did

The notes I’ve taken so far

Gerudo Desert took over and now surrounds oasis!Lake Hylia

Humans are more like the spirits, trolls Hylians

  • Karkat is a social reject, living on the outskirts of society in a tiny forest village with Crabdad, Aradia sends John
  • Karkat = Link (but nobody takes him seriously)
  • John = Midna, follows him around as his helper/partner
  • Feferi = Zora Queen
  • Aradia = Shiekah (Impa maybe?)
  • Equius = Lon Lon Ranch owner
  • Nepeta = Romani, Malon
  • Terezi = Kaepora Gaebora, rides around on Pyralspite
  • Kanaya = girl Karkat grew up with?

TEMPLES

Gamzee = forest (Temple of Rage): shaped like a giant tent in the mirthful technicolour forest and then gets REALLY FUCKING SCARY the further in it goes (big guillotine that shoots ahead, Karkat too short but almost gets hit so it goes over his head, hits John and cuts off his head… But he’s god tier so he can’t die! so he just sticks it back on and lives)

Eridan = Water temple (Temple of Hope): fountain and waterfalls cascading and shit

Tavros = Temple of Sick Fires (Temple of Breath): fiery desert

Sollux = Shadow Temple (Temple of Doom): Karkat gets a whip!, chased by a boulder, special sight!, different sacrificial rituals, basically a giant Indiana Jones parody

Vriska = Sky Temple (Temple of Light): haven’t figured this one out yet

Kanaya = Field Temple (Temple of Space): only open during the day, temple dedicated to day and night

Aradia = Temple of Time: inside the temple there’s two gates to the Prospit Gods and Derse Gods, and she’s the one who can send them out and ask them roles

John, Dave, Jade, Rose are the gods/guardians to the Spirit Realm

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Aradia senses that Lord English is awakening, so she sends out John to awaken the Hero to go awaken all the other sages 

The Lusii are enraged and their temples go grimdark and Jack is using the temple to gain powers, so you have to defeat each temple one by one so you can weaken Jack because with them all active, there is no way to defeat him

COMPLETELY SERIOUS INTERMISSION ERIDAN STORY

Eridan = Hero of Hope <- He’s the main character instead

Bro = Tingle

Lil’ Cal = Happy Mask Salesman

More to be determined later!?

Do I have everything right so far?

Offshoot

Eridan being the worst hero ever and ends up fucking shit up, so Feferi picks Sollux as new hero and Eridan is just like NO STOP THAT I WAS DOING IT

But then Sollux is all NO YOU WERE SCREWING EVERYTHING UP

Be what it would be if Karkat was not the hero, but Eridan instead